This morning, you woke up and opened the fridge, but your favorite breakfast was gone! Someone had stolen all of your pickles! Only IcklemeBob would do something like this!
[[continue->kitchen]]
In the kitchen there is a fridge, cabinets, and doors leading to the living room and hallway.(if: $bob is false)[ Bob is sitting at the kitchen table staring despondantly down at his toast.](if: $happy is true)[ Bob and Tuffey are sitting at the kitchen table eating toast.](if: $fight is true)[ Bob and Tuffey are fighting over toast.]
(if: $bob is false)+(link: "speak to Bob")["I can't eat my toast because I can't find any jam."]
(if: $celery is false)+(if: $fish is false)+(if: $givefish is false)+(if: $givecelery is false)+(link: "look in the fridge")[you find a fish stick and a celery stalk.
(link: "take fish stick")[Taken!(set: $fish to true)]
(link: "take celery")[Taken!(set: $celery to true)]]
(if: $spoon is false)+(if: $givespoon is false)+(link: "look in the cabinet")[You find a spoon.
(link: "take spoon")[Taken!(set: $spoon to true)]]
[[hallway]]
[[living room]]
(if: $jam is true)+(link: "give jam to Bob")[Bob spreads the jam on the toast. But Tuffey emerges, claiming that the jam was his, therefore the toast is his. They start fighting over the toast.(set: $bob to true)(set: $fight to true)(set: $bob to true)(set: $jam to false)
(if: $fight is true)+(if: $knife is true)+(link: "cut the toast in half")[You cut the toast in half so they can both have toast.(set: $happy to true)(set: $knife to false)(set: $fight to false)]]
(if: $fight is true)+(if: $knife is true)+(link: "cut the toast in half")[You cut the toast in half so they can both have toast.(set: $happy to true)(set: $fight to false)(set: $bob to true)(set: $knife to false)]You can go back to the kitchen, or to one of these doors: Your room, Bob's room, Tuffey's room, Dukk's room, or Fredrick's room.
[[kitchen]]
[[Your room]]
[[Bob's room]]
[[Tuffey's room]]
[[Dukk's room]]
[[Fredrick's room]]The doors here lead to the kitchen, and outside.
(if: $bob is false)+(link: "Leave house")[How can you leave with Bob so sad?](if: $fight is true)+(link: "Leave house")[How can you leave with Bob and Tuffey fighting?](if: $happy is true)+(link: "Leave house")[You decide to visit your neighbor, IcklemeBob.
[[go outside->outside]]]
[[go to kitchen->kitchen]](set: $cabinet to true)
(set: $bob to false)
(set: $fish to false)
(set: $celery to false)
(set: $spoon to false)
(set: $givespoon to false)
(set: $givefish to false)
(set: $givecelery to false)
(set: $knife to false)
(set: $pen to false)
(set: $stick to false)
(set: $fight to false)
(set: $happy to false)
(set: $dukk to false)
(set: $fence to false)
(set: $distract to false)
(set: $jam to false)Your bed is messy, and your wall of calendars is up to date. Your shelf of books is ordered like always. Nothing seems strange or out of place.
[[leave->hallway]]
(link:"read book titles")[You have a wide variety of books including but not limited to: 'The Mutton Encyclopedia', 'Giant Walking Eyeballs: Fact or Ficion?', 'The Lost City of Atlantica', and 'Memoirs of a Magic Monkey'.]
(link:"look at calendars")[You have an 'inspirational quote of the day' calendar, a 'uninspirational quote of the day' calendar, and a 'depressing quote of the day' calendar. In your 'special calendar' section, there is a 'monkey of the day' calendar autographed by Kaboom the Magic Monkey and a 'mutton of the day' calendar autographed by the Mutton King himself.]Bob's room, like your brother Bob himself, is very boring with nothing of interest inside.
[[leave->hallway]]
(link: "look at wall")[There is a poster on the wall. It is all white except for a black word in the middle: ''POSTER'']This is your grumpy, cubic brother Tuffey's room.(if: $fight is false)+(if: $happy is false)[ Tuffey is ruthlessly punching a punching bag.](if: $jam is false)+(if: $fight is false)+(if: $happy is false)[A jar of jam sits on a bedside table.]
(if: $jam is false)+(if: $fight is false)+(if: $happy is false)+(link: "Take jam")[You take the jam.(set: $jam to true)]
[[leave->hallway]]
(if: $fight is false)+(if: $happy is false)+(link: "Ask about punching bag")[Tuffey doesn't answer. He's too busy punching it.]Dukk is your bird friend. Dukk's room is filled with beakers and vials and tax papers.(if: $dukk is false)[ Dukk sits frustratedly at his desk.](if: $dukk is true)[ An extra stack of tax papers sits on Dukk's desk.]
(if: $dukk is false)+(link:"Talk to Dukk")["I lost my pen! Now I can't file my taxes!"]
(if: $pen is true)+(if: $dukk is false)+(link:"Give Dukk pen")["A pen! Excellent! I'll meet you outside when I'm done!" He starts filing taxes.(set: $dukk to true)(set: $pen to false)]
[[leave->hallway]]
(link:"drink a vial")[You start screaming gibberish for 10 minutes then pass out on the floor. You wake up later.]
(link:"drink a beaker")[Nothing happens. Then you look down and see yourself floating an inch off the floor. Before you can react, the effect wears off and you fall crashing onto a table, knocking over and breaking a beaker full of ~~dangerous~~ probably harmless liquid...]Fredrick is your best friend, even though he is only 1/4 inch tall. He's dancing in the middle of his room surrounded by long, skinny objects. There is(if: $givespoon is true)[ a spoon,](if: $givespoon is false)[ a pen,](if: $givecelery is true)[ a celery stalk,](if: $givecelery is false)[ a stick,](if: $givefish is true)[ and a fish stick](if: $givefish is false)[ and a butter knife] around him. Near the door is the actual room he lives in - a doll house - because the normal room is too big for him. A wind-up car sits in a plastic drive-way.
[[hallway]]
(link: "talk to Fredrick")["I'm having a '3 long skinny objects party', where I have to have 3 long skinny objects with me at a time while I dance!"
(link: "I need some of those objects.")["Only if you replace it with another long skinny object!"
(if: $spoon is true)+(link:"replace pen with spoon")[replaced!(set: $spoon to false)(set: $pen to true)(set: $givespoon to true)]
(if: $celery is true)+(link:"replace stick with celery")[replaced!(set: $celery to false)(set: $stick to true)(set: $givecelery to true)]
(if: $fish is true)+(link:"replace knife with fish stick")[replaced!(set: $fish to false)(set: $knife to true)(set: $givefish to true)]]]
You have:(if: $knife is true)[ (butter knife),](if: $pen is true)[ (pen),](if: $stick is true)[ (stick),](if: $fish is true)[ (fish stick),](if: $celery is true)[ (celery),](if: $spoon is true)[ (spoon),](if: $jam is true)[ (jam),]You forgot: IcklemeBob's house is surrounded by a massive ditch.(if: $dukk is true)[ Dukk stands outside.]
(if: $dukk is true)+(link: "Ask Dukk to fly you over the ditch")[[[Fly to IcklemeBob's house->IcklemeBob's yard]]]
[[go back inside->living room]]IcklemeBob's pickle-shaped house and a fence houses his pig, IcklemeHam.
[[enter Ickle's house->Pickle house]]
(if: $stick is true)+(link: "open fence and throw stick")[IcklemeHam runs after the stick.(set: $fence to true)(set: $stick to false)]
[[return home->outside]]A cozy little house that smells like pickles. (if: $distract is false)[Icklemebob is currently organizing his pickles by size.]
[[go to kitchen->icklekitchen]]
(if: $distract is false)+(if: $fence is true)+(link:"Look! IcklemeHam escaped!")["Gasp! Oh no!" He runs outside.(set: $distract to true)]
(if: $fence is false)+(link:"Look! IcklemeHam escaped!")["Gasp! Oh no!" He looks outside. "Wait a second. No he didn't!"]
[[go to yard->IcklemeBob's yard]]A cozy little kitchen that smells like pickles.
(if: $distract is true)+(link:"open fridge")[Your pickles are inside!
[[take pickles]]](if: $distract is false)+(link:"open fridge")[IcklemeBob stops you. "nobody opens //my// fridge!!" He stomps back into the living room.]
[[retun to living room->Pickle house]] You got your pickles!
// You win!//